Thanks to Clint for the heads up on people poo-pooing video, because as we all know, video sucks, just like audio, and text.

I mean, I like indexing, searching, and skimming my pornography before *reading* it. Cough.
And how come I can't hear your dirty look in your podcast? Cough.
You know what I love? Being able to keep reading a blog on my desktop computer when I go into the kitchen to get more coffee... oh wait. Cough.
Well dammit, how come I can't SMELL the flowers people write about in text. What kind of shit is that? Cough.
Good thing there's nothing 'video' about 'video games'... oh wait. north. north. west. grab garnet. down. down. up. open. frag all.

Holy shit, text, audio, and video ALL suck. I'm going home. I suck. So do you.

Disclosure: Every time I become a raging smart ass, I'll type the details of a kitten dying, podcast the sound of a middle finger flipping upwards, and videoblog something in fucking italics.